Today's TTC lesson for DH

We just saw an ad on TV for clearblue digital HPT. Jokingly, I said to him, "you wanna pee on that sophisticated technology?" (the pink words are used in the ad)

He goes... "pee on it?"

I said yeah

He goes "You don't PEE on a pregnancy test".

I was like.... "what do you think you do with it?" (wondering what the heck he thought they were for!)

He goes "Don't you stick it up *there* for a bit and then take it out and then it tells you if you're having a kid?"